THIS IS YOUR FUTURE EMOJI
2015, Date Created, October

*Smiling Poop Emoji*

Upon waking this morning, I noticed that an update had been pushed to my Apple iPhone Cellular Device by Apple (Steve Jobs RIP in peace). I was positively delighted to see that part of the release scope indicated there would be new emojis. Not just any update, this one would include the Eagerly Anticipated and… Continue reading *Smiling Poop Emoji*

I don't know this band.
2015, Date Created, September

Avant-Garde Romance

An even more recent discussion of Modern Romance, by Aziz Ansari   Love. Love never changes. Until it does. As a quintessential bachelor living in modernity, I am uniquely primed to receive and discuss Aziz Ansari’s Modern Romance. Yes, it is a book by that funny squirmy dude who made DJ Roomba. Yes, it is… Continue reading Avant-Garde Romance

2015, August, Date Created

…Your Face Is Momentary

Stop. Draw your attention inward, and remove everything from your mind. Focus your awareness exclusively on your being there, on being present. If you can remove your attentive consciousness from the causal flow of daily life, then congratulations! You have instituted what has been coined by a Totally Famous German Idealist the phenomenological epoché, or… Continue reading …Your Face Is Momentary