2015, Date Created, March

It’s Only Natural, Baby

In this update I would like to take things in a slightly different direction. I promise this is purely experimental. If I go to my grave only writing irreverent send-ups of pop culture, I will die a man fulfilled. That being said, I do have other interests, and one of those interests is the philosophy… Continue reading It’s Only Natural, Baby

This bitch done got spanked.
2015, Date Created, February

50 Shades of Grey, More Like 50 Shades of…

The third most successful opening weekend for an R-rated movie of all time. A movie about two consenting adults getting off on some vanilla BDSM play garnered the 3rd highest earnings for a release weekend, ever. That is…astounding. For the sake of all I ask: how? I can only curse the sky and shake my… Continue reading 50 Shades of Grey, More Like 50 Shades of…

Such a free spirit.
2015, Date Created, February

Y’all Basic as Hell

You live in a melting pot unlike anything in human history. Globalization has brought nations and peoples closer than ever before. It is a marvelous time to be alive and to explore our social milieu. Here you and I will investigate one of the most fashionable subcultures and discover what makes them tick. Of course,… Continue reading Y’all Basic as Hell